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Jun. 20th, 2004 @ 12:09 pm
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Fathers Day.
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Father is gone.
Yes.
Money = Good?
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May. 15th, 2004 @ 08:05 pm
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Buh buh bum! Life is Good.Current Mood:  content |
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May. 2nd, 2004 @ 02:03 pm
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Going threw Urban Dictonary, and came upon this definition of Jesus, I don't agree with it, but I had a good gut laugh, don't think I've ever laughed this hard before:
Jesus is an evil, anti-Semitic coward. Just look at how fake he is. He claims to be the son of "God", and that he stands for good will towards men, but what he doesn't want you to know is that he is God's diabolical prodigal son. He spends all of his spare time killing Jews and punching babies. He tricked us all into believing that he was the "messiah", and that him being crucified was merely a sacrifice to absolve mankind for all of their sins. When in reality he was crucified by the Jews as a result of years of showboating and being a straight up dick.
Jesus first developed his severe hatred of Jews when he submitted a dreidel with a swastika painted on one of the four sides. The idea was rejected by the Jewish community because they thought the symbol was "stupid" and this hurt Jesus's feelings. The swastika was later used by Jesus as Hitler and is now known as a symbol of hatred toward Jews.
Jesus wreaked havoc with the Jews for a long time, and after he masturbated on the Star of David the Jews could take it no more and had to finally put him down. As a result of this, Jesus started an extensive campaign of anti-Semitic propaganda that led to Jews being the most hated, discrimminated against group of people on the planet. After Jesus was crucifed, he laid low for a while. He was patient and bided his time until he decided that he must come back to Earth to piss in the face of Jews. And so nobody would be suspicious, he re-incarnated himself as Adolf Hitler, an unlikely villain, and proceeded to kill over 6 million Jews out of revenge and spite. That bastard.
You might argue that it was the Romans that killed Jesus and not the Jews. Well, that's not how Jesus tell's the story.
You might also wonder why Germany? Think about it. Germany just got their asses kicked in World War I. Who better to fuck over? They were the easy target for takeover. I mean come on, it's Germany, nobody cares about Germany. Not then, not now. Germany was also a good place for a central control center, so he could take over other countries and hide more concentration camps.
It's also believed that Jesus hated Japanese people because he was bad at writing haikus. This hasn't been proven, but I wouldn't doubt it.
Now, most of you probably have never stopped to consider whether or not Jesus and Hitler are one and the same. You probably blindly follow the absurd belief that Jesus was our 'Lord and Savior' and was in no way connected to Hitler, who was an Anti-Semitic imperialistic murdering fuckhead. But I would like you to take a look at the facts before you go on believing this rubbish:
-Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ.
-In the Bible, Jesus clearly states "Ye who is not racist towards the Hebrew people shall go down".
-Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were carpenters early in their career.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were masters of propaganda.
-Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.
-Both Jesus and Hitler sported the same douchey moustache.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were picked on in high school and allegedly got no play.
-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.
-Both Jesus and Hitler are hypocritical closet homosexuals. Both expressed extreme hatred towards gays, yet have both been caught on tape giving Batman a blowjob.
-Both Jesus and Hitler are fans of the Canadian "sport" curling.
These facts have never been challanged. People just see the evidence and ignore it because Jesus, aka Hitler, is such a master of propeganda. Now to dispel some common misconceptions about Jesus/Hitler.
Myth: Jesus is a loving and forgiving lord.
Fact: Jesus is an anti-Semitic douchebag.
Myth: Jesus was a miracle child, born to a virgin.
Fact: Jesus's mom was a slut and Maury Povich wasn't around to round up the herds of Nomads that she let plow her so she claimed she was a virgin. That bitch.
Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.
Myth: Niether Jesus nor Hitler ever employed groups of goblins as assasins.
Fact: Jesus and Hitler BOTH employed groups of goblins as assasins.
Myth: Prayers have always ended with the standard amen.
Fact: Prayers were originally concluded with a Heil Jesus! Over time and through translations it was shortened to the now known 'amen'.
Quite acting like a jesus.
Source: G4Ender, Apr 6, 2004
Apr. 28th, 2004 @ 09:32 pm
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Blag about to go to school here shortly... Been awake for hours, I'm going to be worthless today... Oh well....
I had that damned dream about my death again! Damnit I'm sick of it, had it off and on since I was like 6...
Intresting Site: http://www.vexen.co.uk/3/h4.html
Apr. 28th, 2004 @ 06:44 am
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Travis keeps bugging me about whether I have made out with Kathryn yet... It's none of his damned business.
My Survey: Long, but cool :)
What is your name?: Stephen David Andrews
ou named after anyone?: Middle name is my dads name
What's your screename?: Anticommunst
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Absolutly
f you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: How the fuck should I know
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: I wouldn’t
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Stefan and Steven
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: No
Basics
Your gender:: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: Straight
Single?: Not as I write this
If not, do you want to be?: No
Birthdate:: 02/25/90
Your age:: 14
Age you act:: 14 or 18
Age you wish you were:: 21
Your height:: 6’3”
Eye color:: Blue
Happy with it?: Yep
Hair color:: Brownish?
Happy with it?: Sure
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Righty
Your living arrangement:: Both Parents 6K Sq. Foot house
Your family:: Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister at boarding school
Have any pets?: 3 horses, 2 cats, and a dog.
Whats your job?: I help Asst. Coach once in a while
Piercings?: Heh, no
Tattoos?: What do you think I am? (no)
Obsessions?: Philosophy, Fencing, History, Kathryn
Addictions?: None that I can’t break if need be
Do you speak another language?: A bit of French
Have a favorite quote?: Yes, “A=A What is, is.”
Do you have a webpage?: Yes several www.phantom-quest.net most recent
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Yes, mostly in the future though
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: No
Do you have any secrets?: Yes many, only person I would tell is Kathryn and only if she asked
Do you hate yourself?: Fuck no
Do you like your handwriting?: No
Do you have any bad habits?: A couple
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Tall, Intelligent, Strong
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: “Mein Kumph”
What's your biggest fear?: Kathryn breaking up with me
Can you sing?: Shit no
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No
Are you a loner?: Sometimes
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Myself
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Yes
Are you a daredevil?: Not often, sometimes
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I hate being Heartless and soulless, I fear that it’s to late to change myself.
Are you passive or agressive?: Aggressive
Do you have a journal?: Yes
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength= Philosophy, Weakness= Caring about other people
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I love everything about myself mostly (Physcially that is)
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yes, not invicible though
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: No, I only know the results of the choices I have made this far, if I chose something else then how do I know that wouldn’t just make my life worse?
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yes
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: No one is your friend
What do you like the most about your body?: My tallness
And least?: My Acne
Do you think you are good looking?: No. others seem to think I am
Are you confident?: Often times
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Howard Roark
Are you perceived wrongly?: No, I am selfish, egotistical, jerk
Do You...
Smoke?: No
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: Who doesn’t?
ray?: ???
Go to church?: Once in a while
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Yes
Sleep with stuffed animals?: No…
Take walks in the rain?: Yes
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Yes
Drive?: Sometimes when dad lets me
Like to drive fast?: ….
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: Never
Hurt yourself?: What do you mean?
Been out of the country?: No
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Yes
Been in love?: I think so, being as how love is really only a chemical.
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny dipping?: No
Had a medical emergency?: Yes
Had surgery?: Yes
Ran away from home?: Yes when I was 8 for 10 minutes, got hungry and came back
Played strip poker?: No
Gotten beaten up?: Yes
Beaten someone up?: Yes
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: No
Slept outdoors?: Yes, over 100 nights total
Thought about suicide?: a couple of times in 7th grade
Pulled an all nighter?: Yes
If yes, what is your record?: 9 days
Gone one day without food?: Yes
Talked on the phone all night?: Yes
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yeh
Slept all day?: Yes
Killed someone?: No
Made out with a stranger?: No
Had sex with a stranger?: No
Thought you're going crazy?: Yes many times
Kissed the same sex?: No…
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: No o_0
Been betrayed?: Yes more times than I can count
Had a dream that came true?: Yes
Broken the law?: Yes
Met a famous person? Yes my Father
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes
On purpose?: Yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: heh, yes many times
Stolen anything?: Yes
Been on radio/tv?: No
Been in a mosh-pit?: Yes
Had a nervous breakdown?: No, I always hold on to my rational faculity even if just a bit
Bungee jumped?: Once
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes!
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: Absolutly
Miracles?: Sometimes
Astrology?: NO
Magic?: NO
God?: Yes
Satan?:Yes
Santa?:< deliver="deliver" doesnt="doesnt" just="just" he="he" exists="exists">: No
Ghosts?: Mp
Luck?: YES
Love at first sight?: Yes
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: It’s an obviouse fact, they define each other.
Witches?: No
Easter bunny? What the hell do you think
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Absolutly
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: What do you think I am? Insane?
Do you wish on stars?: when I’m bored
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Yes
Do you think God has a gender?: No, it is logically impossible
Do you believe in organized religion?: Sure
Where do you think we go when we die?: According to Taylor I’ll be finding out shortly
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: No
Who is your best friend?: I have no best friend as most people do, anyone that believes in life.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Kathryn probably
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: “ Concentration can kill any opposition”
Your favourite inside joke?: Secret Agent Man :P
Thing you're picked on most about?: Loving Philosophy
Who's your longest known friend?: Travis, off an on
Newest?: Corban
Shyest?: None
Funniest?: Myself
Sweetest?: None
Closest?: None
Weirdest?: Chris Farr
Smartest?: Trevor
Ditziest?: None
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Kathryn if that counts
Last person you talked to online?: Dante
Who do you talk to most online?: Dante
Who are you on the phone with most?: Kathryn
Who do you trust most?: Kathryn
Who listens to your problems?: Kathryn, Brittany, Jamie
Who do you fight most with?: Taylor…
Who's the nicest?: Kathryn
Who's the most outgoing?: Who cares?
Who's the best singer?: Kathryn
Who's on your shit-list?: Remington, Chriss B., Mickey, Jane, shit most of the school….
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: o_0 not a male friend…. Other than that it’s none of your god damned business
Who's your second family?: I have no family
Do you always feel understood?: Rarely
Who's the loudest friend?: Myself
Do you trust others easily?: No, not at all
Who's house were you last at?: Hunters
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: Kathryn, I don’t know why
Do your friends know you?: Yes, I only make friends with people that know me.
Friend that lives farthest away:: Dante (Jesse)
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: A lot of the time
What do you find romantic?: Privacy
Turn-on?: Hair, Smell, face
Turn-off?: Ignorance, Fatness, ugliness
First kiss?: Kathryn
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: I don’t feel pity or guilt so I don’t know
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: Sure
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: Yes
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: Not really, a bit
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I don’t know, ask Kathryn
What is best about the opposite sex?: They are hot, nice, and generally caring…?
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: I don’t know
What's the last present someone gave you?: I haven’t reicved any presents for a long time, perhaps Gobstoppers from Kathryn
Are you in love?: I think so
Do you consider your significant other hot?: YES
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: James
You wanted to kill?: James
That you laughed at?: The world
That laughed at you?: The world
That turned you on?: K-A-T-H-R-Y-N ?
You went shopping with?: My Sister…
That broke your heart?: I am heartless, Almost Kathryn once
To disappoint you?: Jamie
To ask you out?: N/A
To make you cry?: Haven’t cried for a long long time....
To brighten up your day?: Kathryn
That you thought about?: Kathryn
You saw a movie with?: Myself
You talked to on the phone?: Kathryn
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Dante
You saw?: Taylor, he is sitting on the computer 4 feet away fro mme
You lost?: I never lose
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: Yes
Will it be with your significant other?: I don’t know, according to the world I am supposed to doubt it
Or some random person?: …
What are you wearing right now?: Jeans, Hummer shirt, shoes socks, boxers…
Body part you're touching right now:: Errr, what? My hand?
What are you worried about right now?: Case
What book are you reading?: Re-Reading Atlas Shrugged, The Poltices, Ethics, Critice of Pure Reason, etc…
What's on your mousepad?: I have a ball mouse
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: Satisifed, Doubtful, Happy, Loving? Numb?
Are you bored?: Not at the moment
Are you tired?: No
Are you talking to anyone online?: Yes
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: No
Are you lonely or content?: Content mostly, wish people would give a fuck about what I do
Are you listening to music?: Yes
Apr. 27th, 2004 @ 06:42 pm
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